[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.ghaus.cz\/bez-hospody\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.ghaus.cz\/bez-hospody\/","headline":"Bez hospody","name":"Bez hospody","description":"Ano, to jsou ot\u00e1zky, kter\u00e9 by n\u011bkdy mohly h\u00fdbat sv\u011btem. Hlavn\u011b ty posledn\u00ed dv\u011b jsou […]","datePublished":"2021-07-30","dateModified":"2023-05-05","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.ghaus.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.ghaus.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/e746f9a3ec3ffe02f5df809714d800d50faf9f4f5ba0a7962a5d8229603fd33b?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/e746f9a3ec3ffe02f5df809714d800d50faf9f4f5ba0a7962a5d8229603fd33b?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"ghaus.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.ghaus.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/pivn%C3%AD%20p%C4%9Bna.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.ghaus.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/pivn%C3%AD%20p%C4%9Bna.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.ghaus.cz\/bez-hospody\/","about":["Zbo\u017e\u00ed"],"wordCount":445,"articleBody":"        Ano, to jsou ot\u00e1zky, kter\u00e9 by n\u011bkdy mohly h\u00fdbat sv\u011btem. Hlavn\u011b ty posledn\u00ed dv\u011b jsou uk\u00e1zkou \u010dlov\u011bka a jeho charakteru. I kdy\u017e u t\u00e9 posledn\u00ed, hm, zpo\u010d\u00e1tku to b\u00fdv\u00e1 legrace, ta ostuda je tam a\u017e pak. Nejv\u00edce druh\u00fd den. A n\u011bkdy to m\u016f\u017ee i st\u00e1t dost pen\u011bz. Kolik p\u0159\u00edpad\u016f bylo, \u017ee se cestou n\u011bco samo n\u011bjak rozbilo, nebo dokonce n\u011bkomu rozbilo \u00fasta. Nap\u0159\u00edklad. Tak\u017ee pak n\u00e1sleduje vyrovn\u00e1n\u00ed, kter\u00e9 slu\u0161n\u00fd opilec bere jako trest a zaplat\u00ed a ten neslu\u0161n\u00fd si po\u010dk\u00e1 a\u017e na v\u00fdrok soudu. A za to v\u0161echno mohou hospody. Kdyby byly bl\u00ed\u017ee\u2026 Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b, \u017ee jde jen o v\u00fdmluvu, za sv\u00e9 chov\u00e1n\u00ed si \u010dlov\u011bk m\u016f\u017ee jen a jen s\u00e1m, n\u011bjak\u00e1 hospoda v tom nem\u00e1 co d\u011blat. A kdy\u017e u\u017e, tak se nebylo t\u0159eba v nalemtat tak, \u017ee doty\u010dn\u00fd netu\u0161\u00ed, co prov\u00e1d\u00ed. Ale pozor, cosi v t\u00e9 hospod\u011b, a tak bude. Kdyby tam chlapi nechodili, tak by asi nebylo tolik rozvod\u016f, a asi by ani mu\u017ei tolik nelemtali, proto\u017ee by jim to \u017eenu\u0161ka utnula. Tak\u017ee? Ka\u017ed\u00e1 strana m\u00e1 dv\u011b mince. Bez hospody to jde. A jestli je to lep\u0161\u00ed nebo hor\u0161\u00ed, to se mus\u00ed um\u011bt okecat. Ono se toti\u017e, v\u00e1\u017een\u00ed p\u00e1nov\u00e9, d\u00e1t p\u00edt piv\u00ednko i doma. U\u017e vid\u00edm ty va\u0161e obli\u010deje, jak se mra\u010d\u00edte a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1te, \u017ee lahvovou des\u00edtku jste pili naposledy v osm\u00e9 t\u0159\u00edd\u011b a dodnes na to se zlou vzpom\u00edn\u00e1te. Ale tak to nemysl\u00edm. M\u016f\u017eete si p\u0159ece koupit piv\u00ednko v soudku a p\u011bkn\u011b si je doma \u010depovat s\u00e1m. Kdy\u017e si ov\u0161em po\u0159\u00edd\u00edte i dom\u00e1c\u00ed v\u00fd\u010depn\u00ed za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed. V\u00fdhod je asi milion, a tak vezmeme v potaz jen ty hlavn\u00ed. Tak p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm ta nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed jsou pen\u00edze. Jednako doma nem\u00e1te \u017e\u00e1dnou p\u0159ir\u00e1\u017eku, jednako ned\u00e1v\u00e1te tuz\u00e9r a jednako nakonec v\u00e1s p\u0159ijde levn\u011bji i pivo p\u0159\u00edmo p\u0159i koupi. Dal\u0161\u00ed plusy jsou pr\u00e1v\u011b ony cesty dom\u016f, \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 se nekonaj\u00ed, tak\u017ee nebezpe\u010d\u00ed je minim\u00e1ln\u00ed. Doma tak nejv\u00fd\u0161e p\u0159evr\u00e1t\u00edte kredenc na podlahu, ale to si z\u00edtra uklid\u00edte a nehroz\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd finan\u010dn\u00ed postih. Popsat dal\u0161\u00ed v\u00fdhody ji\u017e nelze, nen\u00ed ji\u017e na to m\u00edsto. Tak\u017ee na z\u00e1v\u011br jen dod\u00e1v\u00e1m, p\u00e1nov\u00e9 objednejte si dom\u00e1c\u00ed v\u00fd\u010depn\u00ed za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           3.7\/5 - (7 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Bez hospody","item":"https:\/\/www.ghaus.cz\/bez-hospody\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]